Bookseller, Bookseller, why do you weep?

Bookseller, Bookseller, why do you weep?
Because I must sell my books far too cheap.

Bookseller, Bookseller, why do you grin?
Because an old lady is just coming in.

Bookseller, Bookseller, why all this joy?
Because she requires a nice book for a boy.

Bookseller, Bookseller, why do you cough?
Ahem! Well, the discount forgot to come off.

Bookseller, Bookseller, why are you gay?
Beause it’s my best of business to-day.

Bookseller, Bookseller, why are you mad?
Because the half-sovereign I changed her is bad.

from Jack of All Trades a children’s book first published in London in 1900. Text by JJ Bell. Illustrations by C Robinson.

Courtesy of BibliOdyssey who features a healthy sampling of illustrations and the accompanying poems from the book