Alert the Federal Trade Commission Bureau of Consumer Protection. Call the Consumer Product Safety Commission. Tip-off the DEA. Shut the windows and lock the door.A Mother’s Day was spoiled by the elves in Lucifer’s Little Toy Shoppe™. Be forewarned - this could happen to you:“For Mother's Day this year, I told my family, it better be good. Since last Mother's Day, my mothering skills have been put to the highest test.”So innocently begins the saga of Elizabeth, a writer and rare book dealer in a small town in Georgia. It is, however, a cautionary tale so terrifying in its denouement.“What...