The Associated Press recently reported a story that’s positively biblical, with a good beat, and that you can dance to:Dad, 83, Accused of Opening Fire on Drumming Son Oct 16th, 2009 | SAN ANTONIO -- San Antonio police are investigating the wounding of a man after his elderly father allegedly opened fire when the victim refused to stop drumming. Police said the son, in his 50s, suffered a non-life threatening head wound early Friday while at the home the men share. Police said his 83-year-old father was detained on an aggravated assault charge.They’ll wind up throwing the book at this...